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2010-06-02 08:45:15 UTC
...specifically, The Beautiful People.
I did not realize how long I had been away from everything
concerning wrestling (December, I think). Before I left the
groups, I read that Angelina Love was deported and Velvet Sky
took over The Beautiful People.
Seeing WWE programs listed in the onscreen television guide
reminded me of wrestling. Of everyone in TNA, I wondered if
Velvet Sky was still there. I decided to watch Impact...but
forgot it was on.
I turned it on about an hour late and coincidentally a segment
involving The Beautiful People started. I thought the big blond
in the middle of the group during their entrance was Love but it
was [I think her name is] Lacy Von Erich. ...and, hey, I
recognize that backside! It was Velvet Sky! I initially thought
that the third one was Taylor Wilde because of how small she was,
but it was [I think her name is] Madison Raine. (If I am getting
the names wrong, then someone correct me.) Each of the three was
holding a title belt. The belt that Raine was holding was white.
Isn't the TNA Women's Championship belt white? ...then why in the
Hell is Raine holding it and not Sky?
Sky and Von Erich faced Taylor Wilde and some dark-hair chick I
do not remember seeing before. I think it was a Women's Tag Team
title match but I do not remember seeing the graphic stating it,
and I had the sound off because I cannot stand Mike Tenay. Sky
did her usual bumping and Von Erich won the match with a
brainclamp type chokeslam that looked like it really knocked out
the little blond chick (Wilde).
OK, good enough. I really do not expect much from The Beautiful
People like I did from Gail Kim and Amazing Kong (both gone now,
right?), so I was not really disappointed with the match.
...then TNA had to add what has become its usual stupidity.
Throughout the match there was a midget wrestler sitting at the
announce table (Hell, he could have been standing; I couldn't
tell). He went to the ring to celebrate with The Beautiful
People. They were kind and gave him double high-fives, and all
was well...until the little bastard (n.Hornswoggle) did something
despicable. As Sky was leaving the ring, the lil creep 'smakt
dat ass'. Sky was justifiably horrified, and she and Raine
surrounded him in the ring, where Sky smacked his face and Raine
gave him a DDT. The Beautiful People left the ring but the
insubordinate Von Erich was concerned about the puny pervert so
she checked on him. In his second assault on a woman in just as
many minutes, he grasped Von Erich's head and kissed her. They
then rolled on the mat while orally copulating. I thought this
was ridiculous and looked at the crowd for their reaction.
They seemed to enjoy it. I turned it off.
I did not see the rest of the show, and this could have been just
one idiotic moment, but considering TNA's recent reputation, I
highly doubt it. Despite that Velvet Sky is still with TNA, I
aint watching this shit for at least another three months.
Is there anything/anyone in TNA worth watching and enduring the
absurdity?
I did not realize how long I had been away from everything
concerning wrestling (December, I think). Before I left the
groups, I read that Angelina Love was deported and Velvet Sky
took over The Beautiful People.
Seeing WWE programs listed in the onscreen television guide
reminded me of wrestling. Of everyone in TNA, I wondered if
Velvet Sky was still there. I decided to watch Impact...but
forgot it was on.
I turned it on about an hour late and coincidentally a segment
involving The Beautiful People started. I thought the big blond
in the middle of the group during their entrance was Love but it
was [I think her name is] Lacy Von Erich. ...and, hey, I
recognize that backside! It was Velvet Sky! I initially thought
that the third one was Taylor Wilde because of how small she was,
but it was [I think her name is] Madison Raine. (If I am getting
the names wrong, then someone correct me.) Each of the three was
holding a title belt. The belt that Raine was holding was white.
Isn't the TNA Women's Championship belt white? ...then why in the
Hell is Raine holding it and not Sky?
Sky and Von Erich faced Taylor Wilde and some dark-hair chick I
do not remember seeing before. I think it was a Women's Tag Team
title match but I do not remember seeing the graphic stating it,
and I had the sound off because I cannot stand Mike Tenay. Sky
did her usual bumping and Von Erich won the match with a
brainclamp type chokeslam that looked like it really knocked out
the little blond chick (Wilde).
OK, good enough. I really do not expect much from The Beautiful
People like I did from Gail Kim and Amazing Kong (both gone now,
right?), so I was not really disappointed with the match.
...then TNA had to add what has become its usual stupidity.
Throughout the match there was a midget wrestler sitting at the
announce table (Hell, he could have been standing; I couldn't
tell). He went to the ring to celebrate with The Beautiful
People. They were kind and gave him double high-fives, and all
was well...until the little bastard (n.Hornswoggle) did something
despicable. As Sky was leaving the ring, the lil creep 'smakt
dat ass'. Sky was justifiably horrified, and she and Raine
surrounded him in the ring, where Sky smacked his face and Raine
gave him a DDT. The Beautiful People left the ring but the
insubordinate Von Erich was concerned about the puny pervert so
she checked on him. In his second assault on a woman in just as
many minutes, he grasped Von Erich's head and kissed her. They
then rolled on the mat while orally copulating. I thought this
was ridiculous and looked at the crowd for their reaction.
They seemed to enjoy it. I turned it off.
I did not see the rest of the show, and this could have been just
one idiotic moment, but considering TNA's recent reputation, I
highly doubt it. Despite that Velvet Sky is still with TNA, I
aint watching this shit for at least another three months.
Is there anything/anyone in TNA worth watching and enduring the
absurdity?